#all today

[haruichi-mamiya]

Clarence.

[hi-land]

went from “i dont need 300gb of cc, i dont even use it all” to restarting my cc folder and being like “i literally have nothing in my game i cant make a sim” to downloading a shit ton of cc to just putting my old cc folder back in my game on top of all the new stuff

[astral-from-afar]

113 maths questions its joever for me

[omatoxin]

fish song

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[etherealspacejelly]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[jeremiahthefroge]

Autistic/adhd people who have been working on unmasking when their disability disables them: dude what's going on, why can't I get anything done, why am I crying/crashing out all the time, why do I feel like I'm being torn limb from limb rn lol

[wardensantoineandevka]

David Lynch's Weather Report 3/6/21, 4/10/21, 2/20/22... among others! It was a very recurring sentiment. He wanted everyone to have good luck and fun with our projects.

[shining-sphinx]

So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

[cursingtoji]

going furniture shopping with toji and getting intrigued by his sudden interest on the kitchen island

“hm no” he says after 5 seconds analyzing the third one in the store.

“what’s the problem with that one? the material is good, not too expensive…” you like it and so far you have no idea what his criteria is.

“too tall”

“too tall? isn’t it a good thing? fits more stuff and—” he moves behind you pressing your pelvis to the counter and lightly forcing your back down until you’re on your elbows.

“too. tall.”

“oh”

now you get it.

you clear your throat, and readjust yourself looking around to see if someone else understood toji’s plan.

you two move in silence to the next display and that one unfortunately had some people around analyzing the cabinets, so you sneakily started to pretend to be very interested in the material of the counter, forgetting your previous criteria completely by now.

then you get on your elbows again and look behind you for his approval, smirking at the sight of Toji rubbing his chin while looking at your ass and the your pelvis angle.

“perfect, we’ll take it”

[frownyalfred]

“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”